Could whoever keeps kidnapping Simon knock it off already? We need him here, you know!

It doesn't bother me! I just spent forever complaining on here about guys staring at me, I'd be a hypocrite if I said I was-- urgh! It's so frustrating, though! No one even really knows if we can trust her, but they're all over her anyway! I don't see what's so great about being cute, anyway. How can she get so much attention in a one-piece?